easyHotel launches fake tan for Newcastle guests

easyHotel, the international chain of super-budget hotels, is trialling fake tan sachets for guests in response to demand.

The sachets, which will cost £2.99, will be rolled out first in Newcastle before heading to Manchester and London.

The Newcastle shades, 'Tyne-Gerine' and 'Clemen-Tyne', are the perfect addition to any wedding guests who've booked in and forgotten their own fake tan in the run-up to your big day!

The plans have emerged as Britain enters the summer season, famous for its unpredictable weather. Laurie Walters, segment analyst at easyHotel, said: “We're developing a range of fake tan tones that fit with contemporary fashion trends. There are no plans to develop a tan that matches our famous corporate colours, although guests who use the sachets might find that they tone more closely with room décor.”

“We've had the best Spring for sunshine for many years, but everyone knows that the British summer is at best unpredictable. Our exclusive tan sachets mean that guests can go back to work with a glow that will be the envy of their colleagues.”

easyHotel is also considering a range of fake exotic window views that can be velcroed to guest walls to accentuate the 'getting away from it all' feeling.